Health Concerns
The hospital’s consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire. ‘The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of...
View ArticleThe new Generation
NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard...
View ArticleTHE GYNAECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic....
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Rolf, it didn’t take long
She says that not only did Rolf Harris tie her down, but the dirty b*****d went on to sing about it !
View ArticleIrish Alzheimer’s plus one
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya...
View ArticleMEDICAL SCHOOL EXAM
When I took the entrance exam for medical school, I was perplexed by this question: “Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect.” Those who...
View ArticleLettuce
A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco’s supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of...
View ArticleScottish Independence
he Queen is in Glasgow where she bumped into Alex Salmond. HM: “How nice to see you Mr Salmond”. AS: “Nice to see you Ma’am. Now, what are we going to call Scotland when we win Independence? How about...
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Women vs Men
WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS: <aSwitches in the brain href=”http://my.telegraph.co.uk/cheechdog/files/2014/08/ATT00003.jpeg”> And Finally! Have you ever wondered how a woman’s brain works?...
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